You're 40!

Do you realize that 40 years ago...
Call waiting referred to a line outside of a phone booth.
A flat screen was something you put in your window to keep the insects out...
An airbag was someone who talked too much.
Spam was found only in the kitchen.
A cell phone was what you used to make your one call from jail...
Guys only got pierced ears from going to a really loud concert.
High-speed access was an on-ramp to the freeway...
...and a birthday was something you actually looked forward to!

Happy 40th Birthday