SF Weekly Cancer Horoscope May 25-31, 2005
Research on newly discovered fragments of ancient New Testament texts reveals that Christian fundamentalists have been working under an erroneous assumption. The number of the Beast is not 666, as right-wing prophets of the apocalypse have long believed. The correct figure is actually 616. I mention this, Cancerian, because your ideas about enemies and evil are also about to undergo a revision. Freed from an illusion, you will at first be sad, then relieved, then confused, then elated.
~ Hmmmmm...ok, I'll wait, a plethora of emotions.
~ Hmmmmm...ok, I'll wait, a plethora of emotions.
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